Thursday, May 7, 2009

Chocolate Diet Tips

1) If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

2) Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

3) Problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the shops in a hot car.
Solution: Eat it in the car park.

4) Diet tips: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

5) A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place.

6) If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

7) Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is a balanced diet.

8) The preservatives in chocolate make you look younger.

9) Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

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